Twitter is talking online stalking to the next level! YES!

Twitter is like your facebook or myspace status on crack…you can send updates on what you’re doing by text message right from your phone. You can follow your friends, people you wish were your friends, or people you just wanna stalk cause you’re crazy and find out what they’re up to that VERY second!

Join up and follow me here! Crazy psychos UNITE!

I’m going to flashback to St. Patrick’s Day for a minute.

I’m at Daisy Dukes. It’s early in the afternoon. I had just gotten back from announcing the parade w/ Scotty, so I was obviously still sober…and incredibly entertained by the drunken stupor around me. (I’m still amazed at how some people can drink their faces off ALL day and still be drinking at 2am…but whatever.)

Anyway, the friends I went to meet up with were already pretty gone. One girl who was in our group, who I don’t know very well, was REALLY wasted.

The next ten seconds will go down in pick up line history.

This girl stumbles over to one of my guy friends who she didn’t know(who, yes, was also really drunk). She slurrs out, “Hey! You’re cuuuute.”

He then says, “You’re cute too!”

And then they proceed to MAKE OUT.

It was one of the funniest things I had ever seen in my life.

Anyway, I found out this weekend from a friend who was also there on St. Patty’s Day, that those two drunken messes are DATING!

I am SHOCKED. I have never heard of anyone actually making it work after a sloppy drunken make out. Do those things really happen?

I’ve had friends who have met a dude in a bar, made out with him, exchanged numbers, and expected them to call. Guess what? They never did. UNLESS it was after 2am and they wanted a booty call.

When you make out with a total stranger, do you REALLY have a shot at a relationship after?

One of my least favorite parts of the weekend happens on Sunday morning.

The routine goes like this:

I open my eyes. I realize I have a wicked headache. I realize I probably had too much fun the night before. I blindly reach for my phone. I try to focus as I read my text messages from the night before. I hate myself.

 I’m happy to report that this weekend I did not send a SINGLE drunk text or dial. Yay for me! (But it was because I was in Syracuse without my phone charger and my phone died. Hey, progress is progress!) A few of the girls I was with at my friend’s graduation party weren’t so lucky. My friend decided to call her ex and rub in how much fun she was having, and regretted it the next morning.

I’ve done my share of drunk dials and texts that I’ve regretted. Exs, bosses, co-workers, etc.  Sometimes they end up pretty well…but the majority of them turn out to be a BAD idea. If you happen to scroll through my phone, you’ll see some contacts in my address book labeled “DO NOT TEXT,” to remind myself to behave after I’ve had a few drinks!

Have you ever sent a drunk text or made a drunk dial you’ve regretted? When is it okay to drunk dial or text?

It’s the ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY of the TILT-A-WHIRL DRAG SHOW tonight @ TILT on Central Ave!Not only will Kasper be hosting as usual, but Moose & I will be tagging along to hang with the ferocia fierce ladies. I have a feeling things are gonna get craaaaaaazy.
Some of the cool stuff we’re givng away:-$150 VIDEO IPOD NANO-FREE TANNING-MOE’S GIFT CERTIFICATES-T-SHIRTS
We’re there from 11-1. I’m preeeettty sure I will be a tad tired tomorrow…but I’m thinkin’ it’s gonna be worth it.

Last I checked, MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY is a weirdo. I think the pictures above say enough!

So when the news came out that he and his hot model girlfriend, Camilla Alves, named their new baby boy LEVI ALVES McCONAUGHEY, I was kind of disappointed.  He’s a celebrity. A kooky celebrity, for crying out loud. WHERE is the totally weird, obnoxious baby name? If celebrities don’t name their babies things like Pilot Inspektor and Rumer and Tallulah…who will?Sorry, LEVI, but your name is boring. It’s time to rename Matthew’s baby!Any ideas?

 

“Hey Megan,

 I have a family friend coming into town this weekend for a visit. Our families are really close, so we pretty much grew up together.

The problem is, I really can’t stand hanging out with her. As we got older, she turned into a stuck up snob who just likes to put me down and make me feel bad about myself.

The only reason we are still ‘friends’ is because our families are so close…but really, I would LOVE to have her out of my life and never talk to her again. I don’t know what to do…should I cut ties with her? Or just suck it up?

Thanks,

Kara - Penfield”

Post your advice below!

JESSICA SIMPSON was spotted the other day wearing a shirt that read “REAL GIRLS EAT MEAT.” Normally, I wouldn’t think anything of it…but that fact that TONY ROMO’s ex-girlfriend, CARRIE UNDERWOOD, is a strict vegetarian, makes the shirt straight up CATTY!

Now, you know my feelings towards Jessica in general…but I can’t lie. I gotta give her props.

I have definately been catty towards my boyfriend’s exs. One in particular. My boyfriend’s ex is NOT a nice girl…and when she gained a little weight recently, my friend’s and I officially dubbed her “Chub Chub” behind her back.

I KNOW…that’s sooooo mean…but COME ON. We’ve ALL done catty stuff to jab at our man’s exs!

I KNOW I’m not alone. Have you even been a straight up bitch to your bf’s ex? Behind her back, to her face, whatever. Hit me up.

 Got an e-mail from a listener…can we help this girl out?

Hey Megan!

I was wondering if you could give me some advice.

I have the biggest crush on the guy who works at the coffee shop near my apartment.  Whenever I order from him, he seems really happy, so I’ve been thinking about asking him out. The only problem is…there’s another guy who works the same shift who always flirts with me. This other guy has my order memorized, so some days, I don’t even get to talk to my dream guy! How do I get the annoying flirt to stop blocking me?

-Sarah, Rochester

Hmmm…I’m at a loss for this one. Leave your comments or call me up at 222-9800!

“Which Sex & The City character are YOU?”

You see the quizzes on facebook. You analyze it with your friends. But why bother?

As I tried explaining to Scotty, everyone is CARRIE.

Especially me. Because I have curly hair. And I like shoes. And my nose is funky.

So there.

So really…which one (Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte, Miranda) are you?

 Then watch this video and laugh at yourself.

(NOTE: This video is for peeps OVER 18. K thanks.)

I hope you guys had a good Memorial Day weekend! My neighbors threw a huge party…grilling, flip cup, kickball, the works. It was fun!

Well, I heard it was fun. When I wasn’t working, I was stuck inside packing.  Except when I was outside for two seconds running to Wegmans to get garbage bags. But I digress…the weekend wasn’t half bad.

My best friend didn’t fare so well. She’s been dating this guy for almost a year now…until he dumped her last night. OVER INSTANT MESSENGER.

Really. She forwarded me the convorsation. (NOTE: Guys, yes, we save your IM convorsations with us and forward them to our friends. Get over it.) It went sort of like this:

 HIM:   My heart just isn’t in this anymore.

 HER:    Um…huh?

How TACKY and CLASSLESS is it to dump someone over INSTANT MESSENGER? And I’m not just saying that because she’s my best friend.

Remember the days when you broke up with someone, you had to do it…GASP…face to face? When breaking up with someone over the phone was considered tacky? Now with e-mails, myspace, text messaging, facebook, you can have a relationship meltdown without ever hearing the other person’s voice. Crazy!

I love updating my blog. I constantly check my facebook. And yes, I have a minor obsession with my blackberry. But I’ll be the first to admit that technology has RUINED us!

 Hey dudes…if you’re going to dump a girl, be a man & do it to her face. That way I don’t have to talk smack about you on the radio.

Ooops..my crackberry light is blinking. BRB.