Last I checked, MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY is a weirdo. I think the pictures above say enough!
So when the news came out that he and his hot model girlfriend, Camilla Alves, named their new baby boy LEVI ALVES McCONAUGHEY, I was kind of disappointed. He’s a celebrity. A kooky celebrity, for crying out loud. WHERE is the totally weird, obnoxious baby name? If celebrities don’t name their babies things like Pilot Inspektor and Rumer and Tallulah…who will?Sorry, LEVI, but your name is boring. It’s time to rename Matthew’s baby!Any ideas?
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July 9th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
I know! WTF! You think he’d name it Sunshine or Big Fluffy Clouds.
July 9th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
I think that Moon Unit would be good…oh wait Frank Zappa already used that. Personally I like Buster Cherry McConaughey.
July 9th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
I thought he named it Budweiser…
Too good to be true I guess.
July 9th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Pectoralis (named after his pecs
July 9th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
Sticking with the clothing line name…dockers would be pretty sweet OR buggle boy!
July 9th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Hmmm…I’d go with ‘nekid.’ its a cross between new & kid, and he’d be very popular with the kids at parties. “Hey, let’s get nekid!”
July 9th, 2008 at 11:30 pm
Hi Meg-O;
I think the baby should be called “Sandy Butt” just like his dad’s is in the pictures.
July 14th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
He needs to come up with something better then Levi! Matthew’s brothers name is Rooster and his baby son’s name is Miller Lyte! How about Labatts Blue?