Last night, Tap & Mallet, 9:30pm.

Dude #1: I don’t like to bum cigarettes. If someone offers me one, I’ll take it.

Dude #2: That’s not true, you asked me for one the other day!

Dude #1: That doesn’t count! That’s because I was drunk at work!

The end.

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