So remember when I almost bought a puppy the other day?

 Screw that…my Park Ave smelly basement studio needs a LION, doncha think?

Actually, I think I need more friends.

Last night, Tap & Mallet, 9:30pm.

Dude #1: I don’t like to bum cigarettes. If someone offers me one, I’ll take it.

Dude #2: That’s not true, you asked me for one the other day!

Dude #1: That doesn’t count! That’s because I was drunk at work!

The end.

I didn’t lose any FREAKIN weight this week.

I didn’t gain anything…but I didn’t lose a pound. I didn’t lose a QUARTER pound. Nothing. Zilch.

I’m ticked off.

So I went to John H’s 6am bootcamp this morning @ the DFC.

I’m woozy, lightheaded, and waddling around like I’m drunk.

But I guess it will pay off when I don’t have to splurge on one of these.

“Everyone has moments when this device could come in handy! Ideal for temporary weight gain, surgery, travel or after a big meal. Just slips over existing button to add one inch. Set of two.”