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Clownshoes. Literally.

My friend Chris came up from North Carolina this weekend. So, like any good Rochester-ian, I took him to the flyest Rochester hot spots.

AKA Marketplace Mall.

After coming alarmingly close to spending $700 on a puppy (which might have been due to the cocktail I had at dinner), we went to one of THOSE stores.

There is one of THOSE stores in every mall. THOSE stores are overcrowded with the ugliest, most overpriced, useless items in the world. Bear statues, fake light up waterfalls, huge gold buddhas, etc.  THOSE stores reek of your creepy old aunt’s house.

After begging my friend if we could leave because I was frightened by all the hidious-ness, I stumbled on the absolute FUGLIEST thing in the store.


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A drunk begger clown lamp.
Really.
Ok…I have never seen anything UGLIER and more POINTLESS in my entire life.
Who would buy this? If you did buy it, where would you put it?
If you buy this for someone, you are pretty much saying, “I never liked you. In fact, I hate you.  Please never talk to me again.”
Ugh…everytime I look at it my stomach churns.
If you really hate yourself that much, this fabulous drunk clown beggar lamp could be yours for the amazine price of a HUNDRED FREAKIN DOLLARS.
Blech.

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One Response to “Clownshoes. Literally.”

  1. Jon "Scrap" Rusk Says:
    July 1st, 2008 at 2:17 pm

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