Strawberry Sellout.
My Strawberry Shortcake Doll when I was a youngin had frizzy red hair, a horrible outfit, and oddly placed freckles. She was shabby-chic/little orphan Annie fabulous, and I loved her.
But oh noooo…Hasbro, the company that makes the doll, decided my beloved Shortcake needed a “facelift,” probably to compete with those hooker Bratz dolls.
According to the NY Times, “Strawberry Shortcake now prefers fresh fruit to gumdrops, appears to wear just a dab of lipstick (but no rouge), and spends her time chatting on a cellphone instead of brushing her calico cat, Custard.”
In other words…Strawberry is a sellout.
Is nothing sacred anymore?
June 12th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
But…most importantly….does she still smell like strawberries?????
June 13th, 2008 at 10:40 am
I just have to say I seriously need to win the Kid Rock tickets. With that said let me tell you why I have a crazy boyfriend who loves Kid Rock he thinks the song Cocky is written for him he plays the song in the car, the house and that is’nt the best part he does this dance and sings the song it probally one of the funiest and the most stupid thing I have ever seen but I laugh everytime. He also watches Run House re-runs and new ones everytime it’s on TV. He’s a great guy but has serious issues. I promise if you give him the tickets and Kid Rock sings Cocky I can get him to do his little dance for you and you can get a good laugh. Love your show have a great day
June 13th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
Of course they had to give her a “facelift!” How else would the company be making money?! Sex sells, right? So let’s just make some more little thirteen year-olds wanna looks like sluts and hen get pregnant. After all, they do have celebrities like Jamie Lynn Spears and lindsey Lohan to look up to. And we wonder why babies are having babies!
June 17th, 2008 at 8:14 am
Is no one else absolutely APPALLED that Custard was replaced by a cell phone? WTF?? lol