Archive for June, 2008

BDB Award

Monday, June 30th, 2008

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This week’s Best Dressed Bitch award goes tooooo……

RIHANNA!

Black Boots. Sweet shades. Sparkly bandana. Cute black dress.

     PERFECT.

How the heck does RIHANNA look perfectly dressed for a photo shoot even when she’s just running errands?

I’m lucky enough to find clean pants.  

Clownshoes. Literally.

Monday, June 30th, 2008

My friend Chris came up from North Carolina this weekend. So, like any good Rochester-ian, I took him to the flyest Rochester hot spots.

AKA Marketplace Mall.

After coming alarmingly close to spending $700 on a puppy (which might have been due to the cocktail I had at dinner), we went to one of THOSE stores.

There is one of THOSE stores in every mall. THOSE stores are overcrowded with the ugliest, most overpriced, useless items in the world. Bear statues, fake light up waterfalls, huge gold buddhas, etc.  THOSE stores reek of your creepy old aunt’s house.

After begging my friend if we could leave because I was frightened by all the hidious-ness, I stumbled on the absolute FUGLIEST thing in the store.


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A drunk begger clown lamp.
Really.
Ok…I have never seen anything UGLIER and more POINTLESS in my entire life.
Who would buy this? If you did buy it, where would you put it?
If you buy this for someone, you are pretty much saying, “I never liked you. In fact, I hate you.  Please never talk to me again.”
Ugh…everytime I look at it my stomach churns.
If you really hate yourself that much, this fabulous drunk clown beggar lamp could be yours for the amazine price of a HUNDRED FREAKIN DOLLARS.
Blech.

I heart the homeless

Monday, June 30th, 2008


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I’ve heard the legend of the homeless man with the greatest sign ever.
Friends of mine have spotted him.
I never believe he existed…until I pulled up to the 490 ramp on Goodman Street.
Were my eyes decieving me?
Nope…there he was.
With a sign that read:
“ENTIRE FAMILY KILLED BY NINJAS.
NEED MONEY FOR KARATE LESSONS.”
I gave him a buck.

Home Alone @ The Office

Friday, June 27th, 2008

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Today is the launch of Rochester’s WE ROC campaign, and my entire office is out of the building to participate in the day’s events.

And I mean the ENTIRE office…except for myself and three other people.

It’s like that time my parents went out of town and my brother and I threw a party. I’m feeling feisty. I want to cause a ruckus. I want to break things and go through people’s drawers and raid the refrigerator. 

If you had your entire office to yourself…what would YOU do?

Jealousy?

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

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Amanda…spanking my boyfriend.

I thought it was funny.

Shouldn’t I be upset?

I’m weird.
 

Who sang it better?

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

Of course you’ve heard LEONA LEWIS’ smash “Bleeding Love.” We’re constantly crankin it here on PXY. If you didn’t know, “Bleeding Love” was actually penned by JESSE McCARTNEY and RYAN TEDDER of ONE REPUBLIC.

JESSE McCARTNEY not only co-wrote the tune, but he also recorded his own version, which is circulating around the internet. JESSE’S version is a little slower, more R&B than LEONA’S version, and I kinda like it!

Which one do you like better?

JESSE McCARTNEY’s version?

OR the original LEONA LEWIS version?

Chubbies.

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008

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I’m gonna hang this in the studio for motivation.

Me vs The BF

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008

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Week 3 of Rochester Celebrity Bootcamp is in full effect.

Week 1 - I kicked serious bootay. All my sweating and swearing and resisting paid off, and I lost a freakish 7 1/2 POUNDS.

My boyfriend, who’s doing the contest with me, gained a pound. HA.

Week 2 -I got cocky. I went a little crazy at Tom Petty. And I yesterday at weigh-in, I found out I gained two pounds. Oops.

The bf lost SEVEN. WTF.

At this point, I don’t even care about losing weight anymore. I just want to lose more weight than HIM. I’M the one who always tries to eat healthy, who works out (semi)consistantly, and HE’S the one who lives on pasta and taco bell.

I don’t know why I’m so competitive about this…but I want to make a bet with him. Whoever loses the most weight has to…uh…

Yeah. I can’t think of anything good. Got any ideas?

BF is going DOWN.

 

Best day of my life

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008

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I didn’t write about it yesterday because I was honestly still in recovery mode…but the TOM PETTY concert at Darien Lake was AMAZING.

It’s not because I’m a diehard Petty fan (but don’t think I wasn’t singing loudly and dancing like an idiot to every song).

It’s because I went to the concert with my BEST friends. We all went our seperate ways after graduation…Watertown, Syracuse, Albany, Virginia…so Saturday was one big reunion.  From shopping beforehand at Tops to the ride up to tailgating to the show itself (where it POURED), there is not one moment on Saturday where I didn’t have a smile on my face.

Photobucket - Video and Image HostingI haven’t talked to some of my friends in months…but when we were all together, it was like a single day hadn’t gone by. 

I don’t mean to make this blog all Judy Blume novel-ish. I’m just saying how lucky I am to have friends as great as mine…friends who can make a huge thunderstorm the best time of my life.  

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INBOX: Frenemies

Friday, June 20th, 2008

 

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“Hey Megan,

 I have a family friend coming into town this weekend for a visit. Our families are really close, so we pretty much grew up together.

The problem is, I really can’t stand hanging out with her. As we got older, she turned into a stuck up snob who just likes to put me down and make me feel bad about myself.

The only reason we are still ‘friends’ is because our families are so close…but really, I would LOVE to have her out of my life and never talk to her again. I don’t know what to do…should I cut ties with her? Or just suck it up?

Thanks,

Kara - Penfield”

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