Then again…so did he.

AND he managed not to smear his guyliner!

I wanna know the secret.

Finally…my girl made a video for this song!

Check out the video for Katy Perry’s “I Kissed A Girl”…with a special guest appearance by her cat, Kitty Purry.

(Really, that’s her cat’s name.)

It’s pretty hot.

Yesterday, I was in a mood. Work sucked. My friends were annoying me. My boy was getting on my nerves. I needed to get home, unwind, have a night to myself, take a bubble bath, pour a glass of wine, do some breathing exercises, whatever.

So instead, I chopped my hair off.

It was an impulsive decision, I know.  But to be honest, I feel SO much better! I think making quick, impulsive decisions are the best way to turn over a new leaf.  I have a friend in college who got in a huge fight with her boyfriend, so she got a tattoo. To this day she says it’s one of the best things she ’s ever done.

Some impulsive decisions don’t always turn out so well (quickie Vegas weddings ring a bell, or the time I pierced my tongue in college…)But for the most part, I don’t see the harm. I’m loving my new cut…and even if you don’t…well, it’s hair. It’ll grow back.

                               (Big ups to Tierany at Park Ave Salon & Day Spa!)

Everybody has a weird fetish. Some are normal, like shoes. Others are a little freakier.(uh…feet? Gross.) 

My fetish?

From a very young age, I have had an unhealthy obsession with sunglasses.

I probably have about 10 pairs or so in constant rotation. All different colors & styles. All of them cheap. That way, when I accidently sit on them in the car, I won’t cry myself to sleep.

I saw a girl out last night rocking a red pair of KANYE WEST-esque shutter shades…and she looked AWESOME.

I officially want a pair, but I’m not sure if a) I could pull them off or b) my money would be better spent on a cocktail.

Thoughts?

And before you answer, I think you should know that some of them glow in the dark.  That is all.

UPDATE!!!

Moose got some fake promotional glasses in the mail. They’re flimsy paper, but I still feel pretty fierce.

HALLELUJAH! I was worried.

I’m also quite relieved to know that Elmo can break it down.

In the mood for an emo/wet t-shirt/dance party? 

Well TAYLOR SWIFT is here to give you what you want!

Critics have dubbed this performance of “Should Have Said No”…AMAZING.

I dub it…confusing. Confusing but BAD ASS.

HURRAY! Screw sperm banks… I can make a baby right on facebook!

“Make babies alone or with your friends! Fill in your hair color, eye color, etc. and see if your baby gets your looks. Express your style by choosing your babies’ gear. Care for your babies, earn points, buy more stuff and watch your babies grow.

Can YOUR baby grow the fastest?”

Guess which one Moose is.

Dear Mike Danger,

Trust me…no one thinks that’s your purse.

No offense, but you are nowhere near fashionable enough to pull off a gold patchwork bag with a chain strap.

XOXO,

Megan

P.S. I bought it for a dollar at the Salvation Army. I’ll sell it to you for fifty.