Popping squats suck, but it’s all us girls can do when no bathroom is available.

Or, when you’re drunk and you really just don’t care.

This is some sort of pee funnel…to make public urination that much easier.

Keep one in your purse. Your shoes will thank you.

The first official WENTZ family portrait…ASHLEE (who looks gorgeous! I hate her…), PETE, and HEMINGWAY the ringbearer.

Plus, TONY ROMO looking quite pleased while bumpin’ & gridin’ with JESSICA.

Even if they ARE broken up, I smell some late night booty calls!

Then again…so did he.

AND he managed not to smear his guyliner!

I wanna know the secret.