Everybody has a weird fetish. Some are normal, like shoes. Others are a little freakier.(uh…feet? Gross.) 

My fetish?

From a very young age, I have had an unhealthy obsession with sunglasses.

I probably have about 10 pairs or so in constant rotation. All different colors & styles. All of them cheap. That way, when I accidently sit on them in the car, I won’t cry myself to sleep.

I saw a girl out last night rocking a red pair of KANYE WEST-esque shutter shades…and she looked AWESOME.

I officially want a pair, but I’m not sure if a) I could pull them off or b) my money would be better spent on a cocktail.

Thoughts?

And before you answer, I think you should know that some of them glow in the dark.  That is all.

UPDATE!!!

Moose got some fake promotional glasses in the mail. They’re flimsy paper, but I still feel pretty fierce.