Mike Danger is embarassed of me.
Dear Mike Danger,
Trust me…no one thinks that’s your purse.
No offense, but you are nowhere near fashionable enough to pull off a gold patchwork bag with a chain strap.
XOXO,
Megan
P.S. I bought it for a dollar at the Salvation Army. I’ll sell it to you for fifty.
May 16th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Dear Megan Carter,
Please understand I hold no ill will towards you or your snazzy accessory. The truth is, I am extremely insecure, and feel like my manhood would be in question if someone were to see a handbag in such a close proximity to me.
Men don’t like purses. Period. I refuse to hold Sandy’s when she goes off to pee, or when she’s shuffling multiple items, including our daughter, in her arms.
You should know this by now, did you see the memo?
In regards to my fashion sense, how dare you! I shop at the finest stores Greece Ridge have to offer, purchasing only America’s finest 100% cotton. When you think male supermodel, you think Mike Danger! Clooney’s my bitch!
Now if you excuse me I need to wrap up another informative and entertaining radio program before hanging with the rest of my “crew” for poker night tonight. It’s chilly out, so I’m pretty sure my Members Only jacket is in order.
Respectfully,
Mike Danger