While watching Sex & The City last night (15 days ’til the movie. Woot!), I noticed something  fascinating.

GASP.

Is CARRIE BRADSHAW, fashion ICON, wearing…

a HANSON shirt?

 Heh.

I used to really like leggings.

I will even go as far to say I HEART them.

They’re comfy. They’re easy to wear. They’re the closest I will ever get to going pants-less in public.

So I regret passing along the heartbreaking news that LINDSAY LOHAN has come out with her own line of leggings, called 6126, officially declaring the trend dead.

Oh…and the name 6126 isn’t her inmate number;  it’s actually Marilyn Monroe’s birthday. 6-1-26. Cute.

Time to bring back Zubas. ‘Cause who wants to wear REAL pants?

American Idol officially sucked when my lover was voted off…UNTIL the trainwreck that is FANTAISA BARRINO “performed.”

Last I checked,  American Idolis about SINGING… not making strange tranny-hooker noises in the background.

Screw Neil Diamond…when is crazy cracked out has-been appreciation week?

P.S. Simon’s face around the 2:44 mark = PRICELESS.