Absolutely worth the three hours of sleep I got last night.

Without totally spoiling the movie, here are a few little hints of what to expect…

-For starters, if you’re not a huge fan of the series, don’t waste your ten bucks.

-Bring A LOT of kleenex.

-Someone breaks up for good.

-A new couple is revealed that will surprise you.

-The girls take a trip.

-Only one of the girls gets nekkid.  

-Jennifer Hudson (who was sooooo adorable as Carrie’s assistant) plays a bigger role than you’d expect.

-Someone gets a new area code.

-Everybody dies.

 Ha. Just kidding.

But really…if you’ve been salivating for FOUR YEARS for some new S&TC, you will be very very happy.

…but still hilarious.

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FINALLY…the day I’ve been waiting for for MONTHS is almost here…Sex & The City: The Movie.

I already have my tickets for the Friday midnight showing (I know…I’m obsessed). I can’t wait to break out a whole NEW set of random S&TC quotes to my friends. Woooohooo!

To hold me over, I found the greatest website ever. Because I will never ever be able to afford my own MacBook PRO, I can pretend to log into Carrie’s! Be a super stalker and check her calendar, read her e-mails and blog, IM with the girls, look at her pictures, etc.

I could play on this site all day! Check it out here!

My friend Tony is trying to get onto that drag queen reality show…Rupaul’s Drag Race.  The poor kid is a long shot, so do me a favor and vote for him.

He’s ferocia fierce. And I know I sure as hell can’t do what he can with eyeshadow.

Be ahead of the crowd with your very own MUSIC VEST.

After that, maybe you can uprgade to one of them there compact disc player thingys!

P.S. The announcer sounds eerily similar to this guy…hmmmmm…..

I hope you guys had a good Memorial Day weekend! My neighbors threw a huge party…grilling, flip cup, kickball, the works. It was fun!

Well, I heard it was fun. When I wasn’t working, I was stuck inside packing.  Except when I was outside for two seconds running to Wegmans to get garbage bags. But I digress…the weekend wasn’t half bad.

My best friend didn’t fare so well. She’s been dating this guy for almost a year now…until he dumped her last night. OVER INSTANT MESSENGER.

Really. She forwarded me the convorsation. (NOTE: Guys, yes, we save your IM convorsations with us and forward them to our friends. Get over it.) It went sort of like this:

 HIM:   My heart just isn’t in this anymore.

 HER:    Um…huh?

How TACKY and CLASSLESS is it to dump someone over INSTANT MESSENGER? And I’m not just saying that because she’s my best friend.

Remember the days when you broke up with someone, you had to do it…GASP…face to face? When breaking up with someone over the phone was considered tacky? Now with e-mails, myspace, text messaging, facebook, you can have a relationship meltdown without ever hearing the other person’s voice. Crazy!

I love updating my blog. I constantly check my facebook. And yes, I have a minor obsession with my blackberry. But I’ll be the first to admit that technology has RUINED us!

 Hey dudes…if you’re going to dump a girl, be a man & do it to her face. That way I don’t have to talk smack about you on the radio.

Ooops..my crackberry light is blinking. BRB.

It’s late on a Saturday night…and all I want to do is go to bed. For some INSANE reason, I can’t…because THIS song is stuck in my head.

WHY?

 I love yogurt because ALL women love yogurt!

Actually…I’m totally lying. I’ve tried to like yogurt for years. I always buy a TON of it when I go on a diet…cause ya know…yogurt is what you eat when you’re on a diet. But sooner or later I’m reaching for the leftover taco bell and forgetting about the yogurt until the fridge starts to smell funny.

My next attempt at a diet, I’m sure I will buy more. Even though key lime pie yogurt will never EVER taste like key lime pie, no matter how many spoonfulls I force down.

Now that I’ve seen this hilarious video, I understand why I always find myself in that part of the dairy section.

Btw…one of my best guy friends LOVES yogurt.

Hmmm….

Popping squats suck, but it’s all us girls can do when no bathroom is available.

Or, when you’re drunk and you really just don’t care.

This is some sort of pee funnel…to make public urination that much easier.

Keep one in your purse. Your shoes will thank you.

The first official WENTZ family portrait…ASHLEE (who looks gorgeous! I hate her…), PETE, and HEMINGWAY the ringbearer.

Plus, TONY ROMO looking quite pleased while bumpin’ & gridin’ with JESSICA.

Even if they ARE broken up, I smell some late night booty calls!