Party your face off on Friday…

Chill out at the SPA on Saturday.

Score a $50 SPA GIFT CERTIFICATE TONIGHT @ TILT.

444 Central Ave, downtown.

NO COVER for ladies 21+!

HALF-PRICE if you’re over 18!

Ever heard of a band called the FOXBORO HOT TUBS?

If you haven’t I highly suggest you check them out…very 1960’s fun garage-band-ish.  They’re on my dishwashing playlist.

(Yeah…I don’t have a dishwasher. Don’t rub it in.)

Their debut album, Stop, Drop & Roll, will be out any day now.

You can download the first single, “Pedestrian”, for 99 cents here.

(Or, pssssst…they have FREE downloads on their iLike page on facebook.)

Oh…and in case you really didn’t know,

The FOXBORO HOT TUBS are actually GREEN DAY.

Duh.

It was one of those things where everybody knew it, but they wouldn’t admit it. Very Rihanna/Chris Brownish.

BUT, alas, GREEN DAY has finally confirmed they are the FOXBORO HOT TUBS in an e-mail to MTV News.

“We are four guys who love to play music and be spontaneous, [and] after a few late night jams a few too many bottles of wine, we were inspired to record some rockin’ eight-track recordings,” they said.

Thanks, GREEN DAY, for getting drunk & making dishes that much more enjoyable.

Moose & I went and got  a sneak-peak of RENDEZVOUS NITE CLUB yesterday, the brand new club opening up on Scottsville Road.

 Love. It.

On one side, is RENDEZVOUS…huge dance floor (that no longer rotates…HALLELUJAH), VIP booths, massive bar…the perfect place to party.

The OTHER side is the VUDU ULTRA LOUNGE. Picture plush couches, chill music, and some of the best liquor and wine selections you can find around here. I’ll definately be bringing my girls there when we feel like a chill night out…without having to scream over each other because the music is insanely loud. Hmm…happy hour would be pretty sick there, too…

 Anyway, I already know what I’ll be toting around Saturday opening night…Sofia minis. Look at how freakin cute they are! They look like redbull, but inside is yummy champagne. It even comes with the straw attached.

Done and done.

Moose & I will be there for the RENDEZVOUS GRAND OPENING Saturday, 11-1. See yas thurr, and I’ll top-bottom-bottom-top you.

DUFFY is the next Amy Winehouse…minus the whole crack/weird skin disease thing.  She’s got that 60’s-retro-pop sound that will be stuck in your head forever and ever.

LOVE the song “Mercy.” Check it oot.

ASHLEE SIMPSON and PETE WENTZ have announced their engagement.

If you’re keeping score at home, Ashlee, 23, is just a little bit older than Jessica was when she married Nick Lachey.

Can’t wait for the reality show! Woo!

JASON CASTRO and I officially have a rainbow connection.

The Wizard of OZ is my favorite movie of allllll time. My mom has (a lot of) embarassing footage of me singing “Over The Rainbow,” word for word, when I was two.  I feel comfortable admitting this, because I was freakin’ two…and pretty damn cute. Not sure what happened.

So you can imagine me squealing like a little bitch when my AMERICAN IDOL obsession broke out the ukulele and sang Isreal Kamakawiwo’ole’s version of one of the greatest songs ever. (Not gonna lie…I googled the spelling of that. Come on now.)

Fall in love here.

I never understood all of my guy friends’ obsession with Lost.  Every Friday morning I come into work, and they are all standing around gossiping like little girls going, “OMIGOD! Did you see what happened last night?” And yet they all still pick on me and my Grey’s Anatomy obsession. Silly.

Apparently, the word “WHAT” is a very popular line of dialogue on Lost. I had no idea…until I stumbled upon a hilarious montage proving it.

I plan on watching a lot more of Lost, and making it a drinking game.

Oh…and I don’t want to get any more crap about Grey’s. Seriously.

Here’s a trailer for the JONAS BROTHERS’ upcoming Disney Channel TV movie, Camp Rock, featuring a shirtless Joe Jonas.

Can I be arrested for saying it’s kinda hot?

(Camp Rock premiers June 20th @ 8pm on the Disney Channel.)

 If you haven’t seen this clip yet, check it out…it’s HILARY DUFF like you’ve never seen her before…from an upcoming movie called War Inc.

Hilary plays a Russian pop singer, and in this scene she’s in a dance club, where she attempts to seduce JOHN CUSACK by putting a live scorpion…IN. HER. PANTS.

I showed the clip to one of my guy friends last night, and he thought it was one of the HOTTEST things he’s ever seen…while I just sat there with my legs crossed in complete HORROR.

Watch the clip and let me know…is this actually sexy? Or just plain creepy?

Want abs like Fergie?

(Yeah…that was a dumb question.)

 From the lady herself: “I do vinegar shots. It has to be organic apple cider, unfiltered. Two tablespoons. For some reason I’ve noticed a difference on my stomach.”

Ew.

Apparently, doctors say say vinegar flushes fat out of the colon, helps the body digest food AND cuts cravings.

Does it have the same effect if you pour it all over your fries?