I suck at life.
This weekend was NOT my weekend when it comes to gracefulness.
I would like to point out that the following incidents happened SOBER…making them even more embarassing.
3) I knocked over a huge bucket of water at the bar…causing a million people to slip and skid across the floor.
2) I knocked over a glass of RED WINE…onto a nice, quiet older couple at this same bar. All I could do was buy them a club soda…and a round of drinks.
And the most klutzy moment of the weekend…
1) I WALKED INTO A GLASS WALL at Tilt on Friday night, outside in the courtyard. In front of the whole bar. Drink shattered all over my pants. Lots of people pointing and laughing. Solid.
After that they put tape up on the wall…so no one else would smack into it.
Many thanks to the guys at Tilt for busting on me for the rest of the night (and let’s be honest…they’ll make fun if me next week too. I deserve it).
For your viewing pleasure, check out this video of random people walking into a glass wall…as a salute to loser’s like me everywhere.
April 30th, 2008 at 10:24 am
One night my friend and I were at a friend’s house for a party. She thought one of his friends was the best thing that walked the Earth. While flirting and getting drunk we went out to the car for something. Walking back into the house she walked right into the front door which was a glass door. She hit it SO hard she fell right back onto her butt. It’s OK Megan, we all have our moments.
April 30th, 2008 at 8:09 pm
lol tht is pretty funny,but this one time at was at this fair and i spilled soda all over my new clothes; then i walked over to dad’s friends house tht was across the street, and he had a goldfish pond and i really wanted to see if i could catch one with my bare hands just to see if i could but i went head over heals right into the pool. i laughed at my self when i was at the bottom for like three secs got out and everyone laughed at me