This weekend was NOT my weekend when it comes to gracefulness. 

I would like to point out that the following incidents happened SOBER…making them even more embarassing.

3) I knocked over a huge bucket of water at the bar…causing a million people to slip and skid across the floor.

2) I knocked over a glass of RED WINE…onto a nice, quiet older couple at this same bar. All I could do was buy them a club soda…and a round of drinks.

And the most klutzy moment of the weekend…

1) I WALKED INTO A GLASS WALL at Tilt on Friday night, outside in the courtyard. In front of the whole bar. Drink shattered all over my pants. Lots of people pointing and laughing. Solid.

After that they put tape up on the wall…so no one else would smack into it.

Many thanks to the guys at Tilt for busting on me for the rest of the night (and let’s be honest…they’ll make fun if me next week too. I deserve it).

For your viewing pleasure, check out this video of random people walking into a glass wall…as a salute to loser’s like me everywhere.