My friend Weslea just found possibly the greatest “Missed Connections” post on Craigslist EVER.

Check it out here.

1) I would NOT want to be one of the female contestants on Mariah Carey night. No matter how hard you try girl, you will NOT sing that song like Mariah. Sorry.

2) HOLY DAVID COOK! The best performance yet this season?

3) My future boyfriend  is still freakin’ adorable.

Yeah…that’s all.