Meet 17-year-old Chloe Marshall, who will be competing in this summer’s Miss England pageant (same deal as the Miss America pageant).

To be honest, I’ve never really been into the whole “pageant” scene, but Chloe got my attention.  She wears a size 16 dress, has 38 DD boobs, and weighs 176 pounds, making her the heaviest woman ever to compete in the Miss England pageant.

 And most importantly…the girl is GORGEOUS! Here’s her showing off the exact bikini she’ll be rockin on-stage at the pageant this summer…

Sorry, skinny/hungry pageant snobs…it’s time for a winner like Chloe!

 Do you think she has a shot at winning the Miss England title?