This weekend was NOT my weekend when it comes to gracefulness. 

I would like to point out that the following incidents happened SOBER…making them even more embarassing.

3) I knocked over a huge bucket of water at the bar…causing a million people to slip and skid across the floor.

2) I knocked over a glass of RED WINE…onto a nice, quiet older couple at this same bar. All I could do was buy them a club soda…and a round of drinks.

And the most klutzy moment of the weekend…

1) I WALKED INTO A GLASS WALL at Tilt on Friday night, outside in the courtyard. In front of the whole bar. Drink shattered all over my pants. Lots of people pointing and laughing. Solid.

After that they put tape up on the wall…so no one else would smack into it.

Many thanks to the guys at Tilt for busting on me for the rest of the night (and let’s be honest…they’ll make fun if me next week too. I deserve it).

For your viewing pleasure, check out this video of random people walking into a glass wall…as a salute to loser’s like me everywhere.

…until the SEX & THE CITY movie comes out!  Don’t think I won’t be waiting in line for the first showing on May 30th…I am SO psyched!

I’m already loving the tunes from the film. INDIA ARIE’S cover of “The Heart of the Matter” is played on repeat in my apartment. You can check it out in the official movie trailer here.

JENNIFER HUDSON (of American Idol and Dreamgirls) recorded a song for the end credits called “All Dressed In Love.” Hudson plays Carrie Bradshaw’s(Sarah Jessica Parker) assistant in the movie.

FERGIE also jumped on the soundtrack train. Check out her song “Labels And Love” here. It even incorporates part of the S&TC theme song! LOVE IT.

 Apparently, our favorite “sober” starlet, LINDSAY LOHAN, has a facebook page. She’s just like us! (Minus the money/drug problem. Which, by the way, check out her status on the top). She goes by the name “Lindsay Ronson,” stealing the last name of bff SAMANTHA RONSON. She’s friends with MARC JACOBS, his ex-boyfriend JASON PRESTON, The Hills’ LAUREN CONRAD, HILARY DUFF, and by reading her wall, is having a tift with model LAUREN HASTINGS.

(Um…nice french toast picture. Huh?)

I know I really shouldn’t be interested in reading someone’s private facebook profile, but it’s SO easy to stalk people on the internet these days!

Don’t tell me you haven’t looked at an ex-boyfriend’s myspace page after a late night…or even worse, looked at his new girlfriend’s page and scrutinized every picture in her photo album. We’ve ALL done it!

Have you ever found out something interesting by stalking someone’s facebook or myspace page?