This weekend was NOT my weekend when it comes to gracefulness. 

I would like to point out that the following incidents happened SOBER…making them even more embarassing.

3) I knocked over a huge bucket of water at the bar…causing a million people to slip and skid across the floor.

2) I knocked over a glass of RED WINE…onto a nice, quiet older couple at this same bar. All I could do was buy them a club soda…and a round of drinks.

And the most klutzy moment of the weekend…

1) I WALKED INTO A GLASS WALL at Tilt on Friday night, outside in the courtyard. In front of the whole bar. Drink shattered all over my pants. Lots of people pointing and laughing. Solid.

After that they put tape up on the wall…so no one else would smack into it.

Many thanks to the guys at Tilt for busting on me for the rest of the night (and let’s be honest…they’ll make fun if me next week too. I deserve it).

For your viewing pleasure, check out this video of random people walking into a glass wall…as a salute to loser’s like me everywhere.

…until the SEX & THE CITY movie comes out!  Don’t think I won’t be waiting in line for the first showing on May 30th…I am SO psyched!

I’m already loving the tunes from the film. INDIA ARIE’S cover of “The Heart of the Matter” is played on repeat in my apartment. You can check it out in the official movie trailer here.

JENNIFER HUDSON (of American Idol and Dreamgirls) recorded a song for the end credits called “All Dressed In Love.” Hudson plays Carrie Bradshaw’s(Sarah Jessica Parker) assistant in the movie.

FERGIE also jumped on the soundtrack train. Check out her song “Labels And Love” here. It even incorporates part of the S&TC theme song! LOVE IT.

 Apparently, our favorite “sober” starlet, LINDSAY LOHAN, has a facebook page. She’s just like us! (Minus the money/drug problem. Which, by the way, check out her status on the top). She goes by the name “Lindsay Ronson,” stealing the last name of bff SAMANTHA RONSON. She’s friends with MARC JACOBS, his ex-boyfriend JASON PRESTON, The Hills’ LAUREN CONRAD, HILARY DUFF, and by reading her wall, is having a tift with model LAUREN HASTINGS.

(Um…nice french toast picture. Huh?)

I know I really shouldn’t be interested in reading someone’s private facebook profile, but it’s SO easy to stalk people on the internet these days!

Don’t tell me you haven’t looked at an ex-boyfriend’s myspace page after a late night…or even worse, looked at his new girlfriend’s page and scrutinized every picture in her photo album. We’ve ALL done it!

Have you ever found out something interesting by stalking someone’s facebook or myspace page?

Oh man…tonight is a big night.

For the first time in ten years, I’ll be seeing HANSON in concert. OMG.

Yes. I said OMG.

TAYLOR HANSON was my first BIG celebrity crush. I’m talking pictures all over the wall, in my locker, in my wallet. See that picture of HANSON on the Eggo Waffles box above? I have the actual Eggo box stored away at my parent’s house somewhere.

Uh huh.

Look at HANSON now…

They’re all married with kids/babies on the way, but still HOT.

(By the way…did you know Taylor met his wife backstage at a concert? That could have been me…boo.)

HANSON‘S new stuff isn’t half bad…don’t judge…give it a listen here.

Anyway…this Hanson-mania has gotten me wondering who YOUR first big celebrity crush was?

Scotty Spezzano says his was FARRAH FAWCETT.

Amanda Valentine and I were both obsessed with J-T-T! (Jonathan Taylor Thomas, for those who DIDN’T read 16 or BOP Magazine.) What ever happened to him?

After much pestering, Mike Danger finally admitted me had a poster of CHRISTINA APPLEGATE circa Married With Children in his room.

Doesn’t she look like Sandy a little bit? Hmmm…

Speaking of Sandy Waters, she liked Mr. Wholesome KIRK CAMERON. Does that surprise anyone?

Who was YOUR first celebrity crush?

Can you believe the gorgeous weather we’ve been having this week? LOVE IT!

One of my guy friends decided to spend the day outside yesterday and soak up the sunshine. 

The only problem? My friend is a fair-skinned, red haired irish boy…and he didn’t wear sunscreen. Needless to say, he looks like the main course at Red Lobster.

WHY didn’t he slather on the SPF? Because according to him, putting on sunscreen is “just something guys don’t do.”

Huh?

That reminds me of my boyfriend, and how he refuses to wear gloves under the scalding hot water when he does the dishes…because “guys don’t do that.” How stupid!

Are there other things that guys “just don’t do” that us ladies need to be aware of?

What about things that women “just don’t do?”

Post your comments, or call me up at 222-9800!

HOLY LIPSYNCHING!

Mariah was soooooo faking singing “Bye Bye” on American Idol last night.

Watch it & let me know what you think…

HERE is a really dumb video of PETE WENTZ and ASHLEE SIMPSON pretending that Ashlee is preggers.

Oh…and the video was made in FEBRUARY…before they got engaged and rumors started up that she was knocked up for reals.

Geniuses.

My friend Weslea just found possibly the greatest “Missed Connections” post on Craigslist EVER.

Check it out here.

1) I would NOT want to be one of the female contestants on Mariah Carey night. No matter how hard you try girl, you will NOT sing that song like Mariah. Sorry.

2) HOLY DAVID COOK! The best performance yet this season?

3) My future boyfriend  is still freakin’ adorable.

Yeah…that’s all.

Home sick today.

Upper respiratory flu.

 Ugh.

 Be nice to Danny B…

 ~MC